5-minute poetry

One of the poems I came up with earlier this year. Having been challenged by my sister to come up with a literary piece 5 minutes before church started, this was what I produced:

Short

There was a sad chap, his name was Jerry
His life was cut short beneath a ferry
You know, I find it terribly scary
That life nowadays is often very

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Yes, the poem ends on that oddly ungrammatical note.